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( Via)Ĭould This Scene Have Been Improved by Nudity? It’d be tough for there to be more nudity. ( Via)Ĭould This Scene Have Been Improved by Nudity? Nope. Balon, Robb, and Joffrey better watch out.
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He’s also rethinking his full conversion to the Lord of the Light Side, but not enough that he doesn’t mind walking in on Melisandre bedding his nephew, tearing leeches from his stomach and c*ck to quite literally drain his power. Anyway, Stannis rescued the Onion Knight from his underground library, er, prison cell, because he has doubts about Melisandre’s plan to kill Gendry for his sweet, succulent Baratheon blood. ( Via)Ĭould This Scene Have Been Improved by Nudity? There’s plenty more Baratheon buffness later on in the episode, so no, although Davos has such a deep, majestic voice, he could read excerpts from Farrah Abraham’s sex tape and it would sound like dialogue written by the gods themselves. I’m tempted to mention the Hound saying Joffrey and Cersei to f*ck themselves, but that might be exactly what the Lannisters are into, so instead, if you rewatch this scene, please notice the smile that sneaks its way onto Arya’s face. Where to begin? I know: Arya’s, like, 10 years old, Sandor is now the Stark’s Guardian Watch Dog, and I immediately regret using this gimmick. Today’s GIF of Thrones is for them: each section begins with “Could This Scene Have Been Improved by Nudity?,” which one would assume would always be answered “YES,” but you, hypothetical pervert, would be wrong.Ĭould This Scene Have Been Improved by Nudity? Oh, dear god no. Don’t show boobs just ’cause you can, they argue show boobs because it matters to the scene. Certain folks ’round the Internet have been, well, not quite complaining about Game of Thrones‘ ample use of nudity, because the people who whine about too much nudity are the kind of people who don’t watch Game of Thrones, but wish it was used more effectively. Even Sam the Slayer’s origin story, which should have come weeks ago, was misplaced and as hurried as Sam running away from his cabin in the woods with Gilly and Not-Craster, leaving the Dragonglass behind.īut enough about that: let’s talk about boobs. There are check-ins on Arya and the Hound, Melisandre with Davos and Gendry, and Daenerys, but nothing can quite match up to the Red Wine Wedding. It’s not often that Game stays on a story for as long as it did his nuptials with Sansa, but when it does, it tends to make everything else going on around it feel less by comparison (hence the brilliance of never cutting away during the Blackwater Battle). Outside of (you knew this was coming) watching Peter Dinklage get his Drunklage on, a scene that belongs in the Smithsonian and deserves EVERY Emmy. “Second,” for instance, is yet another set piece mover, one that’s necessary for the final two episodes of the season, but for right now, feels slightly lackluster. I’ve long believed that the ideal way to watch Game of Thrones is in one marathon session, which takes away the fun of bitching about how BORING Theon is, but it makes everything seem more cohesive. “Second Sons” is an episode that works better as a part of a greater whole.